slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

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highforsthis:

why are nowadays all this 13 year olds getting drunk and having sex. When I was 13, I had my first love there was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us who could ever come above she had me going crazy oh i was starstruck she woke me up daily don’t need no Starbucks. 

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suspend:

my liked pages r full of hot guys and other sinful stuff i gotta make it private 

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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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